So what's all this bullshit about buying a Tesla? (Conspiracy / Strange)

by HMS, Wednesday, November 24, 2021, 11:13 (4 days ago)

All I keep hearing is buy a TESLA TESLA TESLA TESLA, TESLA is amazing, electric cars are amazing TESLA TESLA TESLA

Two quotes from the article below

1. Tesla ranks almost dead-last on Consumer Reports reliability list

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2. Much of it has to do with the overall instability of electric vehicles in general

:-think :-spat


Tesla ranks almost dead-last on Consumer Reports reliability list

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Following a tumultuous year for Tesla including a company relocation helmed by CEO Elon Musk, viral reports of cars on fire and other self-admitted quality control issues, Tesla has plummeted on Consumer Reports’ annual list of most-reliable carmakers.

The electric car manufacturer now ranks 27th out of 28 car brands on Consumer Reports’ list, above only Ford-owned legacy luxury brand Lincoln. Much of it has to do with the overall instability of electric vehicles in general — especially SUVs — which Consumer Reports’ Jake Fisher said during a presentation are the “absolute bottom in terms of reliability,” according to Reuters.


https://www.chron.com/business/technology/article/Tesla-ranks-almost-dead-last-Consumer...

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So what's all this bullshit about buying a Tesla?

by j@mes, Wednesday, November 24, 2021, 12:37 (4 days ago) @ HMS

But it has autopilot mode where it drives you into a wall at high speed and a fiery death and it has fart mode where the car makes fart sounds when you turn the indicator on

These two options alone outweigh the negatives

:-cool

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So what's all this bullshit about buying a Tesla?

by Ai Si, Sunday, November 28, 2021, 19:23 (25 minutes ago) @ j@mes

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So what's all this bullshit about buying a Tesla?

by Pinky, North Yorkshire, Wednesday, November 24, 2021, 15:43 (4 days ago) @ HMS

That's why Tesla have the leading heated rear windscreen in the industry, because it keeps your hands warm while you're pushing it trying to find a power point

old Skoda joke but think it applies with Tesla being the modern day Skoda in reliability :-spat

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So what's all this bullshit about buying a Tesla?

by Aciid Lemon, Wednesday, November 24, 2021, 16:26 (4 days ago) @ HMS

You're going to get the Tesla fanboys butthurt coming out enmass to say "I've never had a problem, it's the most reliable car I've ever had" These must be the same shithead fanboys that buy a game that gets released which runs like shit and is bug ridden but because they love the particular franchise they say "well it runs at 500 frames per second on my rig and I've not witnessed even one bug, I don't know what all the fuss is about"

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So what's all this bullshit about buying a Tesla?

by Last Starfighter, Wednesday, November 24, 2021, 18:05 (4 days ago) @ HMS

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So what's all this bullshit about buying a Tesla?

by An Alien Violated Me, Thursday, November 25, 2021, 12:39 (3 days ago) @ HMS

Why do they keep getting bailed out with money when they have an awful product?

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So what's all this bullshit about buying a Tesla?

by Not a Bender, Thursday, November 25, 2021, 15:17 (3 days ago) @ HMS

It's difficult to get insurance for a Tesla because the insurer knows the car at some point is going to take control and try to drive you at high speed into the nearest gas tanker :-P

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So what's all this bullshit about buying a Tesla?

by Paradox, Thursday, November 25, 2021, 16:46 (3 days ago) @ HMS

And

2. Much of it has to do with the overall instability of electric vehicles in general

Why are they forcing people to buy them then :-roll

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So what's all this bullshit about buying a Tesla?

by Give Me A Cookie, Non EU Country, Friday, November 26, 2021, 00:20 (3 days ago) @ HMS

A bunch of nerds with money on the hip got suckered into buying a turd off the back of clever marketing from the snake oil salesman himself Elon Musk

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So what's all this bullshit about buying a Tesla?

by Sarge, Friday, November 26, 2021, 05:10 (3 days ago) @ HMS

I wouldn't drive that plastic piece of shit if I was given one for free.

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So what's all this bullshit about buying a Tesla?

by 007's DaD, Saturday, November 27, 2021, 12:07 (1 day, 7 hours, 42 min. ago) @ HMS

Only hipsters and homos buy Tesla

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So what's all this bullshit about buying a Tesla?

by Ai Si, Sunday, November 28, 2021, 19:20 (29 minutes ago) @ HMS

I've found most Tesla owners have a short attention span bordering on ADHD. They're the type to get over excited about a new piece of tech then when they've fiddled with it for a few weeks want to move on to the next thing.

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